Aku malas nak wat tag ni sebenarnye tetapi memandangkan orang yg tag aku ni tahan sakat dan lorat yang aku tujukan kat die selama 11 tahun tanpa jemu, aku buat jugak la sebab kesian.
1. Bekas kekasih saya adalah: Scarlett Johannson. Maklumlah, masing2 membawa haluan hidup sendiri. Aku tak suke tinggal di Hollywood.
2. Saya sedang mendengar: Bunyi air-cond opis aku
3. Mungkin saya patut: Belajar menjadi manusia.
4. Saya suka: Makan budak dan makan orang. Tapi only applies to selected fews.
5.Sahabat-sahabat baik saya adalah: Sengal, kelakar, mengong, menggangu emosi, baik, dan pelbagai lagi ciri baik buruk yang ada pada manusia. Semua aku terima, sebab tu aku anggap sahabat.
6.Saya tak paham: Macamane nak terbang macam Superman
7.Saya kehilangan: Kehilangan masa
8.Ramai yang berkata: Hello?
9.Makna nama saya: Lupe la plak. Sapa terer arab bagitau plis
10.Cinta (sejati) itu adalah: Sejati...itu yang kau ucapkan...bila janji kugenggam...dibawah pohonnn Kembojaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ (Feeling Awie)
11.Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang: Mencarik kunci keretenye yang hilang.
12.Saya akan cuba: Menjadi pilot yang berjaya.
13.Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud: Tidak Tuhan memberi ujian pada hambanya jika hambanya tidak mampu menggalas beban yang diberi.
14.Telefon bimbit saya: Tak sehebat phone touch screen.
15.Bila saya terjaga dari tidur: Capai henset, tgk time dan sms good morning :)
16.Saya paling meluat apabila: Cakap terer, skali idak.
17.Pesta/Parti adalah: Dulu slalu ikut Pak Meon meliar di kota malam2 ari sambil berbaju petak dan berseluar yankees.
18.Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah: Ntah, not my thing.
19.Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah: Semua best
20.Hari ini: Aku tak lunch, so lorat sket.
21.Malam ini saya akan: Nak makan malam
22.Esok pula saya akan: kerjaan secukup waktu (tak macam sesetengah manusia yang balik keje pukul 3 petang)
23.Saya betul-betul inginkan: Hidup senang
24.Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini: Kacaknye jejaka ini!
25.Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan: Kedai game 20 sen. (Mana dapat dah ni)
26.Makanan Barat atau Jepun: Dedua best la demit
27.Bilik yang terang atau gelap: Terang best, gelap pon best. Tak caye, korang try. (Ha, jgn pk bukan2...aku ckp main game kt pc or console la hahahaha)
28.Makanan segera adalah: Mee goreng Sedap...memang sedap ok!
29.Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang? : sat lagi aku email specs 3Com tu, ko advice ok?
30.Saya rindu: Rakan taulan dan orang yang slalu main tipu.
Aku tag...
Adilla
Badiu
CT
Dayah
Emey Dono
Faizal Ramlee
Gundik Di-Raja
Heri boberi
Isabella
Jackie Chan
Kurt Lopez
Lanjoy
Man
Nuramalina
Otai Klang
Po'chik
Qistina
Radin Norwan
Saiful Saluddin
Tym
Uncle sebelah rumah
Vin Diesel
Wayne Rooney
Xumb Nayan
Yan Goonies
Zulhilmi
dan anda semua~
Rockman UniverseIf i have skills (like Baldy or Wak Dono) to draw, I will do a tribute to ol skool robots like Mazinger or Zero from Rockman Universe (I like Rockie, but Zero really hits the cool factor for me).
Interesting tagging game nicked from Xumb’s blog. Ch-ch-ch-checkkidout!
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song’s name down NO MATTER HOW SILLY it sounds.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song’s name.
5. Put this on your journal/blog.
1. If someone says, “Is this okay?”… you say?
Korn - Y'all want a single (This fucking Saturday)
2. How would you describe yourself?
Linkin Park - With You (all in the past)
3. What do you like in a girl?
The TIng Tings - Traffic light (chill)
4. How do you feel today?
Korn - Twist (Sometimes things might make me...it makes me mad)
5. What is your life’s purpose?
Scrubs OST - Superman (Just take a hold of the hand that breaks the fall)
6. What is your motto?
My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words (I'm gonna survive this)
7. What do your friends think of you?
Michael Buble - I won't dance (I won't dance, don't ask me)
8. What do you think of your parents?
Jaydiohead - Dirt off your android (Hustler)
9. What do you think about very often?
System of a down - Science (Science and faith)
10. What is 2 + 2?
Pink Floyd - Another brick in the wall (we don't need no...)
11. What do you think of your best friend?
Lil Wayne - Got Money (Refer this, pls don't forget my latest BMW M Series)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
Robbie Williams - Sexed up (Err...)
13. What is your life story?
Alicia Keys - If I aint got you (Jiwang seh)
14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (When i was a kid, maybe)
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Robbie Williams - Feel (I like a good company)
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Used - Liar Liar (Last laugh)
17. What will they play at your funeral?
System of a down - Toxicity (Stylo, haha)
18. What is your hobby/interest?
Oasis - Dont look back in anger (Tak elok marah-marah)
19. What is your biggest fear?
Search - Isabella (Sad story)
20. What is your biggest secret?
Chef - Choc Salty Balls (Err...)
21. What do you think of your friends?
Simon & Garfunkel - The sound of Silence (They give me peace, havoc, and happiness)
22. What will you post this as?
50 Cent - Candy Shop (Nuff said)
Aku tag:
• Si Kancil
• Badd
• Sab
• Akkema
• Hanum
• Raymondo
• Wak Dono
• Zatix
Dia yang istimewa(10:14 AM) sharmila: avatar mane?
(10:15 AM) Hairi: avatar ko itam putih ni la...ko tgh posing tu
(10:15 AM) sharmila: hahaah
(10:15 AM) sharmila: tak baik ko same kan aku dgn monyet tu
(10:15 AM) sharmila: :|
(10:15 AM) Hairi: takde la niat menyamakan
(10:16 AM) Hairi: tp avatar slalu letak muke sendiri, xpon mende2 yg dieorg suke or bleh relate
(10:16 AM) Hairi: so ape yg ko leh relate ngan monyet posing tuh?
(10:17 AM) sharmila: org yang aku suke
(10:17 AM) sharmila: muke die camtu
(10:17 AM) sharmila: bole?
(10:17 AM) Hairi: wah
(10:17 AM) Hairi: yeke
(10:17 AM) Hairi: aku teke bleh?
(10:18 AM) Hairi: president bush?
(10:19 AM) sharmila: hahahahahahah
(10:19 AM) sharmila: bijak nye ko.
(10:20 AM) sharmila: aku da lame gile pakai avatar ni
(10:20 AM) sharmila: sebelum atun kahwin pon
(10:20 AM) sharmila: baru sekarang perasan ke ape.
(10:20 AM) Hairi: br usha avatar sume org
(10:20 AM) Hairi: aku terbace
(10:21 AM) Hairi: avatar tu
(10:21 AM) Hairi: kire leh bayang la org tu cane
(10:21 AM) Hairi: so avatar ko paling klaka
(10:21 AM) Hairi: sinis
(10:21 AM) Hairi: or sebagainya
(10:21 AM) sharmila: hahahahaha
(10:21 AM) sharmila: aku kan lain dari yang lain
(10:21 AM) sharmila: special sikit
(10:22 AM) Hairi: ye, kanak2 istimewa mmg begitu
(10:22 AM) sharmila: :|
(10:22 AM) sharmila: ye la.
(10:22 AM) sharmila: aku la kanak2 istimewa
(10:22 AM) Hairi: lah, ko sendiri ngaku
(10:23 AM) Hairi: special = istimewa
(10:23 AM) Hairi: kan kan kan?
(10:23 AM) sharmila: aku ckp special xde pon aku ckp kanak2
(10:23 AM) sharmila: :|
(10:23 AM) Hairi: ok2
(10:23 AM) Hairi: ko qa istimewa
(10:23 AM) Hairi: aci?
(10:23 AM) sharmila: mcm qa yang cacat je bunyi
(10:23 AM) Hairi: dah tu
(10:23 AM) Hairi: mila yg istimewa?
(10:23 AM) sharmila: mila yang cacat?
(10:24 AM) Hairi: ko yg kata ko istimewa
(10:24 AM) Hairi: mana aku tau ko
(10:24 AM) sharmila: benci la.
(10:24 AM) sharmila: sekali sekale
(10:24 AM) sharmila: puji la aku sikit
(10:24 AM) Hairi: aku ngah puji la ni
(10:24 AM) Hairi: memanggil ko istimewa
(10:25 AM) Hairi: sepertimana ko memanggil diri sendiri td
(10:25 AM) sharmila: ala. itu cam dalam sindiran gak
(10:25 AM) Hairi: kene letak dlm blog neh
(10:29 AM) sharmila: halaa
(10:29 AM) sharmila: x perlu la weh
(10:31 AM) Hairi: xley keeee
(10:31 AM) sharmila: a ah x bole.
(10:31 AM) sharmila: haha
Rakan - rakan, memang akan ade usik mengusik hehe. Kesah asal disini
Main screen CDBurnerXPKenapa aku suke CDBurnerXP
• Free
• Force iso media type
• Boleh burn cd, dvd, blu-ray, hd-dvd
• Boleh burn & create ISO
• Work on various Windows version
• Not a Bloatware macam Nero
• Because of it, i get free lunch at BK. Tuka ke Carls jr sbb BK yahudi kata si Babadd
crypt: convert cd iso jd dvd isoDapatkan ia disini. Tetapi dia ade downside, dimana memerlukan MS .Net. Nama org yang berchatting terpaksa dirahsiakan untuk kepentingan Junior tersebut dan penulis blog yang bersawang ini.
xitaz: tula kalo x aku beli je kang
crypt: kejap
crypt: aku try
crypt: dulu aku penah force
crypt: tp
crypt: lupe
crypt: wawawa
xitaz: huhu ok2
crypt: wokeh
crypt: otw
xitaz: cunla..kesian ko dpt junior ala2 lembab
crypt: ahahaha
crypt: cun x cun
crypt: lunch saya mau BK nanti
crypt: tengs
xitaz: maafla
xitaz: haha
Tagged by Babadd de Satay & Nata de Coco
RULES: The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of the results (Gambar dekat first page jer tau..jgn ngelat2 amik page 2,3,4....), and post it as your answer. After that tag 6 people. Aku malas
I am...remix of my experience
I really want to go to...Japan (for Japan Rock Festival)
My favourite place...in my room
My favourite thing...Ipod
My favourite food...blueberries
My favourite drink...teh ais
My color...blue, black, red
Live in...Cheras
Born in...PJ
Favourite movie...The Matrix
Sekolah...Aminuddin Baki
Saya suka...dengar musik
I wish...for happiness
Somebody wanted this on the tray XD anyway, ct provided this for the eye candy ROFL
Use to poke my friend bout his bloodlines from Turkeyand him wearing that. Giggles~
*Note to self: Tag Xamster tak buat lg XD
(6:05 PM) Hairi: *memberi link
(6:05 PM) sharmila: adekah
(6:05 PM) sharmila: dari.
(6:05 PM) sharmila: tmpt yang same?
(6:05 PM) Hairi: yezzaaa
(6:05 PM) sharmila: weh
(6:05 PM) sharmila: perut aku bunyik
(6:05 PM) sharmila: arghh
(6:06 PM) Hairi: ahahahahaha
Terhibur aku. Jangan lupe pegi tau Mimi...sedap tu
Pada suatu ketika dahulu, aku ada membuat teori yang berbunyi
"Lelaki boroi adalah contoh terbaek lelaki sejati"Ternyata pendapat aku itu mendapat tentangan hebat terutamanya dari Kaum Hawa terdiri dari rakan taulan serta saudara mara. Namun begitu, ramai juga dari Kaum Adam kenalan aku bersetuju dan memberi sokongan padu pada kenyataan itu. Masa berlalu dan aku mendapat email dari Cik Mimi dan berbincanglah antara aku dan Badd mengenai email tersebut...
badd: ko dpt email mila?
Aku: jap2
lol
badd: hahahahahha
evil kan?!
wakakakakakakakakaka
Aku: wakakaka
agak la
dem
ramai gle
geli sial
badd: wahahaha
sape buat?
Aku: alasan tutup mate "menjaga air muke"
letak name bagai
macam sial
hahahaha
badd: wahahahahahah
bangsat
Aku: kakaka
geli ok
demit
badd: heahahahahahahahaha
tepat sangkaan kita
lelaki sejati perut boroi
Aku: hell yeah
Dari gambar diatas, dibuktikan lelaki ber-perot flat semuanya Gay.Oh ya, tu bukan Yusnizam dan dicencored matanya kerana ingin
menjaga air muka; menurut Encik Hanafi bin Alias
Patut la die ROFL
Pengaruh Kanye West di Malaysia amat dirasai baru-baru ini di kalangan remaja dan mereka yang 20-an. Anda dapat lihat dima-mana sahaja biarpun dari Berjaya Times Square hinggalah ke One Utama. Beberapa contoh bloggers yang aku kenal turut terpengaruh.
Kagum aku...hehehe
Ahh, pagi hari sudah bersarapan dengan j co donuts. Mau sugar hi sat gi neh. Dem, terkenang coco loco while writing this. Thanks to CT blanja di pagi hari :D
Aku di-tag lagi huhuhu
Starting time: 1244
Name: Notorious A.I.E
Sisters: Nope
Percubaan Emi dan Putera dalam menjatuhkantahkta abang mereka tetapi gagal.
Brothers: Two sets of balls
Hakikatnya, aku masih belum dapat melupakanmu...uhuk uhukShoe size: Best fit is 9 and a half, US
Height: Forget
Where do you live: Che Town (Feeling Chi Town, pffttt)
Have you ever been on a plane: Yup, ngan dua manusia sewel hehehe
Swam in the ocean: Duh question
Tido dengan selambanya dalam kelas Akaun.Broken someone’s heart: Oh crikey
Fell off your chair: Nope
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yup
Saved e-mails: Achieved (Gmail)
What is your room like: Green with envy
What’s right beside you: Pillow, hand phone, comforter
What is the last thing you ate: Grilled chicken
Chicken pox: Long long time ago, in a land far far away...
Sore throat: Sometimes
Stitches: Rambo takyah
Broken nose: Not sure
Do you believe in love at first sight: Couldn't get that girls' number, damn...
Like picnics: Should be nice
Who was/were…
The last person you danced with: I don't dance
Last made you smile: Emi
You last yelled at: Putera at Sunway Lagoon
Today did you…
Talked to someone you like: Everyday
Antara cerita fevret aku neh.Get sick: Sick of shitty people, i wonder when they gonna...
Talk to an ex: Ok je
Miss someone: Miss you :P
Who do you really hate: CCL to write bout it here
Do you like your hand-writing: One word, huduh
Berkongsi kecomelan jari kakiWhose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: None
What color shirt are you wearing now: Beige
Are you a friendly person: Nope
Do you have any pets: Mr Bigglesworth
Do you sleep with the TV on: Hardly watches TV, but there are few times
What are you doing right now: Fishing fish in the sea
Can you handle the truth: Most probably
Are you closer to your mother or father: Not sure
Do you eat healthy: If i rate it 1-5 within this 2 weeks, I'd give it a -2
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex: Ade je
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to: Depends on the subject
Are you loud or quiet most of the time: Prefer to hear
Are you confident: In order to succeed to pull a prank, one must be confident - Sun Tzu in Art of War
5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
• Bosan
• Sleeping
• Skema
• Hated by Tym and crony
• Sangap
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
• Malas aku jawab
5 of my bad habits:
• Pranks
• Addicted to games
• Addicted to fast driving
• Takmo kalah mode (When confronting the same species, it just wont stops. LOL)
• Way too easy to fell asleep
5 places I’ve lived/living:
• PJ
• Melawati
• Cheras
• Muadzam Shah
• Shah Alam
5 people I tag:
• Emi
• Sab
• Fina fofana banana
• Malas nak tag
Crypthis: So wassup b?
badd: watching d game
Crypthis: true true...
Sememangnya aku terhibur ngan viral ad ni since KMPP, good to have a great laugh while remembering that good ol' days. True enuff
*Note that some of the chatlog are edited
Below is the viral ad
Aku ditag durjana ini oleh Encik 18SG
THE SELF
[01] Real name: Mohd Zulhairi
[02] Nickname: Don, Zul, Anjang, Vamp, Aie, Hairi, Harry, Eri, Heri
[03] Married: Dont know when
[04] Zodiac Sign: Virgo
[05] Gender: Male, confirm tak konpius
[06] Age: 26
[07] High School: Sekolah Aminuddin Balance
[08] College: UiTM
[09] Height: Lama tak ukur
[10] Weight: Last time 88 kot (Badd tipu die dah lama tak ukur, pahadal takmo letak la tu)
[11] Do you like yourself: I do
[12] Piercings: Heh, i like
[13] Right or left: I'll do both ways
[14] Are you a freak: on a leash
[15] Hair: Still there
[16] Skin: Well done
[17] Allergy: Dickhead
[18] What are you doing now: and you u have to ask
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: Sleep
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: Cant predict
THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Hidup atas tanah
[22] Siblings(included you): Dynamic Duo
[23] Eldest: Tyranic
[24] Youngest: Learning
[25] Love/hate your family: Both
THE LOVE
[26] You found your other half: Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Jiran sebelah hi-way
[28] If no, who you want him/her to be: Herself
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Errr...malas nak kire
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): Boys are meant to be like that
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): Takde takde, sapalah diri ini
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Nope
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: ...
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Yeah, in a good and interesting way
[35] You with your other half since: It's like everyday
[36] Are you straight/gay: I'm gay to be straight
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Err...need meh?
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Round 1, fight
[39] You wooed him/her or he/she wooed you: Kami tak pasti
[40] Ever think of marrying him/her: jeng jeng jeng
THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Amin...wonder where he'd be
[42] Your first enemy: Ary. He wont give up
[43] The friends you love the most: malas nk list up
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): Hating is not the best thing
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Scarlett Johansson, my ex actually
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: <- Gay question
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Refer Q[44]
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Refer Q[44]
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: In a land far far away
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Badd, Bajan, Dzul...ah! terlalu banyak!
[51] If your friend backstabbed you: Rip his/her head off
[52] If your friend betray you: Rip his/her head off
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Cant blame anyone, karma works
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: Cemas
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: What to do THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Sometimes
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Sometimes
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Cant decide one
[59] Always late to school/college: Nope
[60] Your class: Happening
[61] You love your seniors: Some
[62] Senior who you love the most: Lost contact...too bad
[63] Your classmates good/bad: The good, the bad, the ugly
[64] Excellent result classmate: Ramai sangat hebat-hebat
[65] Laziest classmate: Yours truly THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Don't get enough credit
[67] Stupid people: Jadik menteri
[68] Good looking people: Bajet bes
[69] Ugly people: Ramai bes
[70] Funny people: I like
[71] Cute people: Ugly but adorable
[72] Bad people: Everywhere
[73] Honest people: Jarang-jarang
[74] Acting people: Window licker
[75] You are what kind of people: CCL
THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Lips
[77] Hugs or kisses: Tangkap
[78] Shorter or taller: Everything aite
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Depends
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Shoulder
[81] Listener or talker: On situation
[82] Romantic or rich: Cant win em all
[83] Good husband or Good Father: I am your father
THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: <30
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Cant really decide
[86] Career: Penjaga pelayan dan jaringan kerja
[87] Salary: Just nice
[88] Retirement age: Dunno
[89] Properties value: Cant decide
[90] Wishes: Happy
Semoga korang gagah menghadapinya:
• Missy (Ko memang sehat)
• Zico (Bakal tunang sehat?)
• Dayah (Orang Scotland sehat?)
• Bajan (Anak ayams sehat?)
• Eti (Apa khabar orang US)
• Zam (Saja bg ko hapdet Pasembur)
• Sab (Cepat-cepat sehat)
• Miss Down Under (Kejap je cuti raya)
• Semua pembaca yang sehat wawawa
Posts
